it's all unraveling

On the way to Santa's Woods yesterday, Cutie Pie asked how many Santas exist.

Tonight Cutie Pie informed me that she was writing Santa Clause. She wants to ask him to get rid of his naughty list. She says that the list makes her sad for all the bad children. She can't believe that Jesus thinks this is ok. And that if Santa does get rid of the naughty list she will give him a present.